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• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (240 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy, oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing
• Tear-away label
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!