A PoodleNudel is a weak individual who artificially exerts their dominance via systems or status by barking from behind the legs of a higher power... also the penis of a Poodle. • 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • 32 singles • Unisex sizing, regular fit • Side-seamed construction This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!