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Here As promised… 😊 Olaf’s Witches Brew

 

This is a recipe passed down from my grandmother - who was a bit of a witch. The post-war era required a lot of self-reliance, and her quote “Heaven and hell begins in the nerves” is the inspiration behind her anti-inflammation, smell-good tea.

 

Many of the ingredients in this mix don’t seem to make sense to most people, but I know that when I wake up puffy, congested, or just generally a bit “inflamed,” this tea is my go-to medicine. I can’t claim any of the benefits to be 100% verifiable, as I’m neither a doctor nor an herbalist - I just trust my grandmother’s word and my own experience. But here are some benefits I’ve experienced:

 

I used to be allergic to dairy and wheat. This took both of those allergies away or at least minimized them to a non-noticeable degree. I sleep better. I am less anxious. It de-inflames me after a night of fried, salty, sugary foods…

 

So as part of my Anti-Anxiety World Campaign - a body not on fire is a calmer one. My intention is not to be the expert on anything but rather to pass on what I have experienced, and hope it works for you as well as it did for me.

 

But I will warn you - this is not a recipe for a delicious tea. This is a weapon. A potent antidote to the modern poisons surrounding us…

 

But this isn’t for everyone. You really will need to want something to change to suffer its flavor.

 

Because this tea is about as charming as a 1940s German bureaucrat. It’s extremely bitter… It’s not an English poodle, but rather the Doberman of teas… This tea is here to protect you, clean the system and neutralize whatever’s making you feel tired, foggy, and maybe a little smelly - not to sit on your lap, lick your hand, and keep you company…

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Witches Brew - Heavy Metal Parasite Cleanse

Rating is 4.9 out of five stars based on 9 reviews
$11.00 Regular Price
$6.60Sale Price

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  • Base Core Herbs w/o activators

    • Clove

    • Chinese Wormwood

    • Sage

    • Rosemary

    • Chamomile

    • Thyme

Reviews

Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars.
4.9 | 9 reviews
9 reviews
  • Meghan W.May 28
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    Feeling like the baddest witch…

    Ok no but seriously, I did kind of feel like a witch with all my herbs spread out whilst making the blend but honestly the real magic is in how good I feel. I was expecting it to be terrible tasting but it’s really just earthy bitter. The cloves are pretty strong so that kind of adds a pleasant taste imo. I’m still pretty early in the cleanse so don’t have much to report on the expulsion yet but overall I’m happy with the ebook & look forward to ze root of POWA!

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  • Joanna Jun 22
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
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    Hey! I bought your Witch’s Brew and, after reading the instructions, I honestly don’t think it works as a medicinal blend as intended. From a herbal medicine perspective, making such a long decoction from delicate herbs like chamomile – especially the flower heads – destroys most of their beneficial properties.

    Another problem is preparing one big batch for ten days. A therapeutic infusion or decoction keeps its properties for about 24 hours; later the active compounds oxidize, so after ten days that last cup is basically just bitter water. I tweaked the recipe, because the herb set itself is great. My sincere recommendation is to prepare fresh portion every day and drink it after it cools. The brew made this way is really tasty, aromatic and pleasantly herbal, so overall I’m happy with the product 😊

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  • ChristelleMay 30
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Wow!

    I’m on day 6 of drinking the brew and what a difference it has made in my mental health. So much fog is gone. And the physical benefits are unbelievable. I’ve struggled with stomach issues since my teens, tried every medicine and doctor, and this brew is what is actually giving me results. Thank you Dirty Olaf!

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  • Metal MonkeyMay 29
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    Feelin free!

    I’m officially a bad landlord to my parasites! After taking Witches Brew, I feel lighter, cleaner, and I’m ready to reclaim my body from the aquarium masters. Thankyou Olaf, you're my saviour. <3

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  • I Am. Jul 15
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Extend your knowledge feelers. Your grandmoser gave you a wonder head start, but don't mistake the beginning for the end of the race.

    Please sir, include some oil of oregano in your routine. Especially when feeling particularly laden with parasites, or other nasty biotics.


    Please don't stop there though, the world has so much to offer us in ways of kind healing energies. Thank you for spreading the good words you have so far.

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